like cream-starved calves
OK, this isn't as funny as the old bookmark from the last post, which dies right after I redicovered it, but this and some of the other stories on Popeye X's Toiletside Reader are amusing in a stream of consciousness kind of way. Some are offensive..read at your own risk.
posted by Unknown @ 10:01 PM
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I've read every single "story" on this idiot's site, at first I thought it was pretty funny, but after a while I realized it was pure genius, it taught me a lot about myself, my life, and what I should do with it, but then, after further reading, it occoured to me, "this guy might be full of shit", and from that point on I became depressed, then obsessed, and finally compressed. I went from a manly stature of 6'3" to a diminuative 4'7", but here's the catch: The SHORTER I got in HEIGTH, the LONGER I got in LENGTH, follow me? Suddenly I was VERY popular with the ladies, and I barely had enough time leftover to read blogs, rant sites, and my favorite of all The Spread Eagle Ranch by Mr. Mugtoe www.spreadeagleranch.com So I decided to do something about it... but I don't have any idea what that might be? Can you help me?
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